★ Simon's Vlog

Thursday, April 29, 2010

THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS A GAY+NERD!!!!!! Which is equal to gerd! He likes to hump boys and SERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE A NERD AND BEHAVES LIKE ONE!!!!!! I told him tp have plastic surgeory but he says he wants to be alone all his life!!! He even tell me that a girl like him!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a faggot and a bitch!!!! Fuck him,and his incurable nerdiness!!! May he die and burn in hell!!!!!! The girl who like him must be retarded who just escaped from the mental hospital!!!!!!

Fuck him.......

I am The Simon from earth returning to Mars!

BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!

Shit my balls

Iron Man - 11:12 PM;

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

HE THINK HE DAMN SEXY!!! HE ALSO THINK HE GOD!! I SLAP HIS FACE!!!! See how he looking at Earth pretending he's god! I GO PUNCH HIS BALLS TILL IT BLEED!!! IF HE ACTION SOME MORE THAN I WILL PLUCK HIS DICK AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS!!! Bastard sia he................... OKAY!!! THATS IT!!!!! I GONN KIDNAP HIM TOMORROW AND RAPE HIM UNTIL HE DIE!!!!! I SWEAR UPON HIS LIFE THAT I WILL RAPE HIM UNTIL HE SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!!! If I don't, then god will kill him.

This is Simon.
Signing off and committing suicide!

Suck my balls!

Iron Man - 9:32 PM;

BLACK VERSUS WHITE!!! WHO THE FUCK WILL WIN?!?!?! THE FUCKER AMERICAN OR THE BASTARD INDIAN??!?!?!?!?!?! If you support any of them.....then you are a bisexual motherfucker! Happy? Not happy? Come to my house and I will make you happy!!! But just get an ambulance ready after that!

So....ummm..nothing to say..

Fuck you...and die! Fucking die.

Iron Man - 4:39 PM;

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

You better give him your first kiss!!! You better!!!! I am no matchmaker but I know how much of a difference a first kiss can make!!!! If you don't, you are just showing that you are taking him for temporary pleasure before breaking up with him eventually! Yes!! You know who you are!!!! If you don't, you have no life who takes boys for toys. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU!!!!

I am Simon
Giving you a warning or a tip! (It's up to you!)

Go to hell
And Die!!!!

DIE SLUTS AND PLAYBOYS!!! DIEE!!!!!!

Iron Man - 10:07 PM;

Anybody wanna die today or tomorrow? Just call me and I will be at your bed while you are sleeping and slit your throat for a bloody yet painful and fast death! Please call my 24 hours death hotline and you will die before you know it! And if you are June Er, I will do it free of charge! Just think about how much you wanna die and shut your eyes and I will use TELEPATHY TO KILL YOU JUNE ER!!!! DIE!!!!!

I am Simon and I am pissed off!

Fuck all of you!

Die mother Fucker Die!

Iron Man - 9:58 PM;

HE IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY IN THE WORLD!!! HE IS A GIRLS DREAM COME TRUE!!!! HE IS ALSO A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!! FUCK HIM AND MAY HE DIE AND GO TO FUCKING HELL AND BURN TO DEATH!!!!

I am Simon,
Signing Out for today

Fuck you all.

Iron Man - 5:56 PM;

THIS IS MY FAT BASTARD FRIEND!!!! FORM AFRICA!!! AND FATNESS TIME TWO!!! HE IS A FUCKING BASTARD!!! HE WILL DIE AND SUFFER IN HELL!!!

Iron Man - 5:49 PM;

THIS DAMN DRAGON BEHAVES LIKE A CAT!!!! I GONNA RAPE THIS DRAGON ONE DAY!!!

Iron Man - 5:25 PM;

Saturday, April 24, 2010

If you have one of those normal red and blue glasses, I REQUEST YOU WEAR IT NOW AND SEE THE PICTURE!!!! It's really cool and it is a very realistic! If you DON"T HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAMN GLASSES THEN GO TAKE A PARMENANT RED AND BLUE MARKER AND COLOUR THOSE DAMN EYE'S OF YOURS TO SEE THIS IN 3D! If you don't have a marker, JUST GO AN DIE!!!!!!

Signing off and into space!
M.H.Simon

Iron Man - 1:04 PM;

Friday, April 23, 2010

They say babies are always cute but this changes everything! Check out my two cousins! The one on the left is trying to hug her tightly but does it too hard and causes the one on the right to freak out and cry and just as I was taking the picture this happened creating a very awkward looking picture!

Iron Man - 7:56 PM;

Thursday, April 22, 2010

This just looks disturbing!!!! It's proof of the gayness I have to suffer every weekdays of my life!!!! By the way, look into Dante's eyes (the one strangling) eyes and you will feel even more disturbed!

Iron Man - 5:54 PM;